The "Cup of Coffee > Cup of Bullsh*t" Ceramic Mug

The Vibe: Because you can’t deal with the morning co-parenting texts until the caffeine hits.

Description: Your ex is calling. The lawyer is emailing. The kids are asking where their left shoe is. Life is a lot, but your beverage shouldn't be.

Available in "Clean Slate White" this mug is designed to hold 11 ounces of liquid sanity. We’ve traded the gaslighting for caffeine and the drama for decaf (just kidding, we need the high-octane stuff for this life). It’s the perfect desk companion for when you're building your empire and deleting those "I've changed" paragraphs.

• Handle: Just one. Because having two handles on a mug is as confusing as your ex’s logic.

• Microwave Safe: Because let's face it, you're going to have to reheat this three times before you actually get to drink it.

• Warning: Does not contain actual patience. That sold out years ago.

Product features
- Microwave-safe for easy reheating
- Dishwasher-safe for low-maintenance care
- Vibrant, long-lasting color printing
- Glossy white ceramic with comfortable C-handle
- Available in 11oz and 15oz; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap