{"product_id":"the-reality-check-graphic-tee","title":"The \"Reality Check\" Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 4pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #1b1c1d; background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe Vibe: Gaslight-proof and 100% honest.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 13pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #1b1c1d; background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eDescription: We’ve all said it to keep the peace: \"It’s not you, it’s me.\" But let’s be real—the peace was already broken, and it was definitely them. This shirt is the official uniform for the final breakup. The front offers a polite, classic cliché, but the back brings the My Ex is Crazy energy that everyone else is thinking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 13pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #1b1c1d; background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt’s a two-act play in a single garment. Wear it when you’re done protecting their feelings at the expense of your facts. It’s for the woman who has finally stopped being a \"polite\" victim and started being a hilarious truth-teller.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 13pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #1b1c1d; background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eDesign: Minimalist, clean type on the front chest and a bold, unapologetic reveal across the shoulders on the back. Same signature high-contrast font and that thin red underline that says \"end of discussion.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 13pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #1b1c1d; background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe Fit: Relaxed and slightly oversized—perfect for making a dramatic exit while looking completely unbothered.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 13pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #1b1c1d; background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eStyle Tip: Wear it with your favorite denim and walk away slowly. For maximum impact, make sure they see the back before you’re out of sight.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 13pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #1b1c1d; background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWarning: May result in an immediate cessation of boring conversations. Do not wear if you are trying to be \"the bigger person\"—this shirt is for the person who is simply done.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan id=\"docs-internal-guid-e8e7c48b-7fff-c8b0-6c81-e9f52b0b4f83\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ringspun cotton (varies by color) — light 4.5 oz fabric for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Semi-fitted cut with side seams for a flattering, stable shape\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle sleeves and bottom hem for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label and runs true to size for comfortable wear\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: medium\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":42452067057746,"sku":"23472862148963771084","price":28.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":42452067090514,"sku":"14027896768829846164","price":29.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":42452067123282,"sku":"12567497373760437878","price":28.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":42452067156050,"sku":"15282501205998265355","price":29.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":42452067188818,"sku":"17837900171925302828","price":28.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":42452067221586,"sku":"20206343365640493471","price":29.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":42452067254354,"sku":"29396437747339855829","price":28.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":42452067287122,"sku":"11859286660852026102","price":29.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":42452067319890,"sku":"13487176178188693072","price":31.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":42452067352658,"sku":"33346826798407006209","price":32.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0562\/3296\/8274\/files\/20260617195728-1f16a86c-47f7-6828-8ff6-f2173d7cebf7.png?v=1781726754","url":"https:\/\/www.crazyexproducts.com\/products\/the-reality-check-graphic-tee","provider":"My Ex is Crazy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}